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Kirthi Jayakumar

Kirthi Jayakumar

@kirthijayakumar
Kirthi Jayakumar

Kirthi Jayakumar

@kirthijayakumar

A Pasquinade Soliloquy.

I am a pocket-munky, a fudge-chipmunk, a bubble-brain and a pie-face.
I am a self-proclaimed bum and a peer-assessed idiot, and an otherwise well recognized Moron. I am also a Bohemian Princess living in a Castle that is also a Styrofoam cup, and traveling in a Landau that is also a Thermocol Plate.

I'd like to think of myself as a keeper of faith, a harbinger of hope, a termagant fighter, a monomaniac learner and a peripatetic wanderer. Sometimes a solipsistic whiner, and other times a pretty decent listener.
Sometimes, an Art Loving Philistine, and other times a Convivial Misanthrope.

I know what an anapest is, I know what a Canzone is.
I know that the plastic things at the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
I know that frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.
I know that when I sneeze, a whole bunch of awesome comes out of my nose.[<--- i know this is Barney Stinson's line.]

I also know that all of this is useless and can never put money in my bank or bread on my table.

I am irresponsible, I am bad at life and do not show up for practice. I have my own brand of background music playing with every step I take. I am good at magic, because I can make people disappear. But I really don't know what spell I use.

When I grow up, I want to be a Star Wars. Or a Ralph Wiggum.

When I grow older, I will be OLDER,
They'll call me Grumpy,
Just like a Grouchy Hag.. A grouchy Hag.
Oh oh OH oh oh, Oh oh oh oh oh,
Oh oh Oh oh oh.

I aspire to be the proverbial cat-lady from the Simpsons' someday, burned out by 30, so be nice to me from now, or I could end up throwing a cat on you while saying "oegfaubrvwnqpiaoetbnvkin!"

I wish Michael Scott would just come back to Dunder Mifflin. And I also wish that the UN would recognize Palestine. I want to own many many many many mannnnnyyyyyy books and be able to read one a day. I also want to write books that other people would read.

My favourite dish is not Bamme Phad Prik Thai because, Look Ching GaiGai Poo!

Okbyethanks.

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